burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*

in precalc today we’re doing piecewise functions and i went to do one on the board and part of the function was a parabola (on a later part, with a slight curve) but i didn’t realize but then my teacher was like “this is a really good parabola, just slightly curved” when really i just can’t draw a straight line

ewanmcgregored:

"I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren’t any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come." - Blue Velvet (1986, dir. David Lynch)

hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

murasakilecters:

hannibaladies meme 1/5 ladies
clarice starling

Starling had succeeded in FBI training because she had nothing to fall back on. She survived most of her life in institutions, by respecting them and playing hard and well by the rules. She had always advanced, won the scholarship, made the team. Her failure to advance in the FBI after a brilliant start was a new and awful, experience for her. She batted against the glass ceiling like a bee in a bottle.

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

missmarionmac:

One year ago today.

LLMNS